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(16)Car-Door-Squeezed Eggs Benedict and English Muffins ✦ (18)Wild Atlantic Napkin Haddock with Celeriac Purée ✦ (20)Indonesian Rendang with Forgotten Rice ✦ (22)Speedbump-Deconstructed Cheesecake with Scattered Berries ✦ (26)Aberdeen Angus Upside Down Cheeseburger ✦ (28)Spanish Paella with a Parsley and Beachwood Cutlery Garnish ✦ (30)Hand-Dropped-Foyer-Floor-Seasoned Pepperoni Pizza ✦ (32)Pothole-Reimagined Moussaka Served Sideways on Fine Paper Napkins ✦ (34)Carpark-Fumbled Greek Salad Garnished with Ketchup Containers ✦ (36)Footpath-Fallen Fettuccini Pancetta Carbonara ✦ (38)Sat-on Banoffee Pie with Beachwood Cutlery Garnish ✦ (42)Cola-Marinated Chicken Nuggets and French Fries ✦ (44)Bicycle-Ride Shaken Shaken Jerk Chicken ✦ (46)Peruvian Sea Bass Ceviche Scattered with Seasoning Sachets ✦ (48)Penne Alfredo Pasta Bumpy-Bike-Ride Blended with Chocolate Mousse ✦ (50)Black forrest gateaux served in Thai green curry ✦ (52)Sidewalk-Smashed Avocado Strawberry Milkshake Toast ✦ (54)Pavement-Blushed Brownie Served with Carpark Winter Leaves ✦ (58)Stairway-Dropped Birthday Cake and Sushi Gem Fusion ✦ (60)Two-Block-Walk Unravelled Cajun Chicken Wrap with Loose Onions ✦ (62)Passenger-Seat-Squashed Shawarma in a Transit-Matured Wrapper ✦ (64)Hallway-Spilled Beef Burrito with Re-Dropped Beans ✦ (66)Lift-Door-Compressed Sicilian Lemon Meringue Pie Crushed Two Ways ✦ (68)Traditional Journey-crumbled Mexican Prawn Tacos ✦ (70)Glazed Doughnut French Onion Soup ✦ (74)Creamed-Asparagus and Artichoke-Salad Plastic Bag Soup ✦ (76)Wild Mushroom Risotto Infused with a Whole Cappuccino ✦ (78)Traditional Morrocan Harissa Lamb Soup Spilt Three Ways ✦ (80)Salmon Sushi Emergency-Stop-Blended with Katsu Gravy ✦ (82)Classic motorcycle-moped tossed tiramisu ✦ (84)Chicken Korma Bag-Mixed with Prawn Jalfrezi and Rice ✦ (86)Collided Belgian Waffles with Hand-Spilled Coulis ✦ (90)Three-Hour-Late Neapolitan Ice Cream Surprise ✦ (92)Traffic-Jam-Aged Pecorino Cheese and Wilted Leaf Salad ✦ (94)Rush-Hour-Reduced Caramel Vanilla Soufflé ✦ (96)Rucksack-Shaken Cod à la Francais served Swimming in a Bag

ISSUE ONE

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or how perfect the
ingredients — if the
dish is delivered
badly, it’s ruined.

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