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(16)Car-Door-Squeezed Eggs Benedict and English Muffins (18)Wild Atlantic Napkin Haddock with Celeriac Purée (20)Indonesian Rendang with Forgotten Rice (22)Speedbump-Deconstructed Cheesecake with Scattered Berries (26)Aberdeen Angus Upside Down Cheeseburger (28)Spanish Paella with a Parsley and Beachwood Cutlery Garnish (30)Hand-Dropped-Foyer-Floor-Seasoned Pepperoni Pizza (32)Pothole-Reimagined Moussaka Served Sideways on Fine Paper Napkins (34)Carpark-Fumbled Greek Salad Garnished with Ketchup Containers (36)Footpath-Fallen Fettuccini Pancetta Carbonara (38)Sat-on Banoffee Pie with Beachwood Cutlery Garnish (42)Cola-Marinated Chicken Nuggets and French Fries (44)Bicycle-Ride Shaken Shaken Jerk Chicken (46)Peruvian Sea Bass Ceviche Scattered with Seasoning Sachets (48)Penne Alfredo Pasta Bumpy-Bike-Ride Blended with Chocolate Mousse (50)Black forrest gateaux served in Thai green curry (52)Sidewalk-Smashed Avocado Strawberry Milkshake Toast (54)Pavement-Blushed Brownie Served with Carpark Winter Leaves (58)Stairway-Dropped Birthday Cake and Sushi Gem Fusion (60)Two-Block-Walk Unravelled Cajun Chicken Wrap with Loose Onions (62)Passenger-Seat-Squashed Shawarma in a Transit-Matured Wrapper (64)Hallway-Spilled Beef Burrito with Re-Dropped Beans (66)Lift-Door-Compressed Sicilian Lemon Meringue Pie Crushed Two Ways (68)Traditional Journey-crumbled Mexican Prawn Tacos (70)Glazed Doughnut French Onion Soup (74)Creamed-Asparagus and Artichoke-Salad Plastic Bag Soup (76)Wild Mushroom Risotto Infused with a Whole Cappuccino (78)Traditional Morrocan Harissa Lamb Soup Spilt Three Ways (80)Salmon Sushi Emergency-Stop-Blended with Katsu Gravy (82)Classic motorcycle-moped tossed tiramisu (84)Chicken Korma Bag-Mixed with Prawn Jalfrezi and Rice (86)Collided Belgian Waffles with Hand-Spilled Coulis (90)Three-Hour-Late Neapolitan Ice Cream Surprise (92)Traffic-Jam-Aged Pecorino Cheese and Wilted Leaf Salad (94)Rush-Hour-Reduced Caramel Vanilla Soufflé (96)Rucksack-Shaken Cod à la Francais served Swimming in a Bag

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